Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Pass Gas, Not Judgement....

Something fun I read in the January 2010 issue of Runners World Magazine. (page 78)
*RUNNERS INGEST a fair amount of healthy foods, which produce gas in the GI tract, where it cannot stay forever. Especially when the GI tract is bounced and jostled. Passing Gas while running is excusable and inevitable, but…

*You may not mock another runner for having passed gas, unless he has previously mocked you for the same or unless he mocks himself.

*If a runner has taken pains to mask flatulence, pretend nothing happened.

*Its fun to pretend that gas you expelled is propelling you forward, like a little booster rocket. That isn’t really a guideline though, is it?
Now get out there and propel yourself like a little booster rocket! ~Christal~

1 comment:

T Z said...

Hey, I've used those tricks for years!